DR. CANDLE
CRYPTO HOSPITAL
ADDICTION WARD +
For patients who can't stop checking the chart, even during their own admission.
Doge in the Addiction Ward surrounded by late-night charts and medication from Dr. Candle.
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📋ADMIT YOUR ADDICTION
Confess your degen habits. Upload screenshots, memes, voice notes (we won't tell… probably). Dr. Candle will diagnose and prescribe treatment.
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1.YOUR CONFESSION
Be honest. The first step is admitting it.
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2.UPLOAD EVIDENCE(OPTIONAL)
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Completed sessions may receive a random dose of $SOL. Not guaranteed. This is a hospital. Not a casino.
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Public confessions and Dr. Candle's diagnoses.

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YOU'RE NOT BROKEN. YOU'RE EARLY. NOW TAKE YOUR MEDS.
TODAY'S DOSE POT
12.41 SOL
NGMI BRO